Friday, July 18, 2008

Thursday, July 10, 2008

awkward

All edits after the fact are in [brackets.]

poobis: AWKWARD!
poobis: wow
napdaddy: ?
poobis: something really wrong with pissing in a cup
napdaddy: I am utterly confused.
poobis: and getting felt up by a doctor shortly after
napdaddy: You? Today?
poobis: [new employer] makes you do a complete physical examination
napdaddy: OHHHHHHH
poobis: yeah.
napdaddy: You haven't smoked any doobies have you?
poobis: not a one
napdaddy: Oh good.
poobis: order of events:
poobis: wait for 1/2 hour in waiting room
poobis: walk in piss in a cup
poobis: [pick up warm vial and] initial piss in a cup
poobis: take a fast-pased hearing test
poobis: get blood pressure checked
poobis: pulse check
poobis: run in place like an idiot for a minute
poobis: pulse check
poobis: 15 minute eye exam
poobis: pulse check
poobis: led off to room and given one tiny robe and a paper towel that you aren't sure what it is
poobis: after struggling with the robe doctor goes out and gets another
poobis: poked and prodded with two rediculous robes on
poobis: turn head and cough
poobis: twice
poobis: get dressed
napdaddy: Well, gotta make extra sure those balls are okay.
poobis: believe me
poobis: they are

Sunday, July 6, 2008

It is over

As of 10:40 AM on Tuesday July 1, I'm no longer the owner of beigeburbia.

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